Life Is Good (ft. Gary Vee)

Gratitude
On that 400-trillion-to-one thing
I'm grateful
Straight up, like I don't know what to say
Like, you might've not been born
Right?
Like, your dad could've been late
To the apartment that day
On some real shit
Like I don't think people would contextualize perspective like
What?
Like you're alive
Like you're alive
You could have been a tree
You could've been like, right
This is cool
Like, life is good

(Chorus)
Life is good
Like, it's cool to have one
It's cool to have one
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Like, it's cool to have one
That's number one

One of the biggest things for me
Is being the bigger person
I hate conflict
Ironically, like
I'm a tough guy
When I have the mic and nobody else can talk
But in real life
I like, like happiness
And vibes and like
I've eaten shit my whole life
Kid stole hundreds of thousands of dollars from me
In the liquor store
Like, I found a way for him not to go to jail
For a long time, like, you know
Like, just being the bigger person
Has been a core principle of mine
Not valuing money over family and, like, happiness
Has been huge, fuck money
Like really
Fuck money
You cannot care about money more when you don't care
About what people think about your money
You know?

(Chorus)
Life is good
Life is good
Like, it's cool to have one
It's cool to have one
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Like, it's cool to have one
That's number one

Patience
Holy shit, I'm gonna live four more full lives
And no matter how crazy what I think about right now is
And, like, what I wanna accomplish on or off the field
I got four fucking lives to do it
You guys know Grey Goose?
The guy who invented that is an entrepreneur
Invented it at 78
78 years old
You know
That's life
Like, you can do everything wrong
Have every dream you've ever had fucked up
Blame it on other people
The girl fucked it up
That injury fucked it up
Coach fucked it up
Blame everybody, have everything go wrong
Be 57 years old
And still have fucking 40 years to make it right
It's crazy, honestly
Like, if there was some crazy new drug
That I could, like, inject in you
That gave you perspective of time
That's the drug I would give you
Straight up

2x (Chorus)
Life is good
Life is good
Like, it's cool to have one
It's cool to have one
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Life is good
(This is cool!)
Like, it's cool to have one
That's number one

It makes you optimistic
People sitting here dwelling already
Dwelling already
“Fuck, I shouldn't have come to Rutgers”
“Fucking knew it”
Of course, there's people thinking that
Like, that's just real life
Dwelling already
Haven't even fucking started
Man, that's what I wanna change

(Akira The Don)
Life is good
Life is good
Like, it's cool to have one
It's cool to have one
Life is good
Life is good
Like, it's cool to have one
That's number one
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My Dream (ft. Gary Vee)

Today's guest is one of the world's leading marketing experts and living proof that the American dream is alive and well
If you're willing to work your face off

Life starts
In being born in Belarus
In the former Soviet Union
I came to the US
When I was three years old
We were very, very, very poor
I lived in a studio apartment with eight family members
And my dad and my mom
As you can imagine are very much my heroes
My dad worked every hour of his life
Being a stock boy in a liquor store
I was a very entrepreneurial kid
I was day trading attention from a young age
I had six lemonade stands
When I was seven years old
And I would spend all my time
Trying to figure out what tree and what pole
To put the signs on
Because I was watching people drive
And trying to figure out what signs
Yes, I was a very sick child

When I was 12 and 13
I was selling baseball cards which were very popular
In the United States at the time
And I was making one to two thousand dollars a weekend
Selling them
In the malls
Which was great and I was rich for a young kid
And it was fantastic
But then my career changed
My dad dragged me into the liquor store
And I hated it at first
But luckily, I realized that people collected wine
I was into collecting sports memorabilia
That was my passion, that was the connection
And I decided
That I was gonna jump into my family business
Open up 4,000 liquor stores across America
Sell the franchise one day
And buy the New York Jets

(Chorus)
'Cause that is my dream
Buy the New York Jets
American football team
That is my dream
Buy the New York Jets
American football team

In 1994 I was in my dorm room in college
My friend came over to me
He brought me into a room
It was the first time I heard, “coo-coo-ch”
Which was the Internet
I was very excited about it
I didn't know what it was
I said something stupid like “Is this the information superhighway?”
I looked at it
This was 1994
I literally stood there
And watched people on the Internet for five hours
It was that crazy
It was just that insane
It was so new
And when I finally had my turn
To go on there
When I finally had my turn to go on there
Within 20 minutes
I landed on a message board
Where people were trading and buying cards
Baseball cards
And I realized, “My God, I can do business on this thing”

2x (Chorus)
'Cause that is my dream
Buy the New York Jets
American football team
That is my dream
Buy the New York Jets
American football team

You two stand up
You two stand up
Let's clap it up for these guys
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Be Me Be Sixteen (ft. Internet Historian)

Friday about 6 pm
In my room playing Minecraft
Dad comes in
“Hey buddy”
“Have any plans for the weekend?”
“No, not really, no.”
“Why don’t you go out with some friends”
“It’s a nice night”

Conversation continues for another 5 minutes
Dad asks about girls and my friends
I try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and
No experience with girls

But he knows
But he knows

“Ok buddy”
“Just let me know if you ever want to ride somewhere”
“You can borrow my car whenever you want”
Pats me on the shoulder and leaves
I get back to Minecraft
After a few minutes feel thirsty
No drinks in my room
Venture out into the kitchen
Hear my Dad in the living room
Crying
Look around the corner
He is looking through photo albums and pictures of me
“Hey Dad”
He looks up
Trying to hide that he was crying
“I’m going out with some friends”
“Can I borrow the car?”
He smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years
“Sure thing buddy”
He gets up and hugs me
Tears in his eyes
I get dressed
Get in the car and leave
I drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area
I go to sleep in the backseat
Return home the next morning
Pretend I was out with friends all night
Dad hugs me again
I have been doing this almost every week for months now

Be me
Be me
Be me
Be me

Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
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Be Me Love Popcorn (ft. Internet Historian)

Be me
Go on Amazon to buy a stainless-steel popcorn machine
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
Add my shit to cart
See they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
Claims to deliver your order in under 10 minutes
Think its bullshit
Free trial so I use it anyway

[Chorus]
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

Checkout
10 minutes go by
Think
“I knew it was too good to be true”
“I knew it was too good to be true” (faded)
But then
Knock, Knock, open up the door, it’s real
With the non-stop
Pop pop pop stainless steel
My face when X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waitin’ for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
X gonna deliver to ya

[Chorus]
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
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Be Me In Elementary School (ft. Internet Historian)

Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)

Be me in elementary school
Time to present in front of class
Get biggest boner of my life
Idea.jpg
Pull boner up and tuck it into my belt
Fits perfectly
Have to point at something at the top of board
Front of shirt lifts up, exposing my dick tip to whole class
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful

My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
Stupid Chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny dick
Not even that small
Crush starts laughing as tears start to well up in my eyes
Freak out and run out of the classroom
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class

Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)

Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)

Just had to quit the only job I’ve ever loved
Because all my students
Saw my tiny dick

Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school

Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
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Be Me Be Sixteen (ft. Internet Historian)

Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen
Join track team with autistic friend to avoid PE
At team dinner night before race
Start dicking around
Cause bored as fuck
Bored as fuck
Autistic friends and I putting food in retarted places for the fun of it
Pour entire bottle of water on a loaf of garlic bread
Then the coach walks by
“Anon what the hell are you doing”
“Uhh”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
Shove the entire loaf of sopping garlic bread into my mouth as the coach watches
Why am I like this?

Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen

Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen
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A River (Akira The Don X Marcus Aurelius)

The body and its parts are a river

“Everything is just an impression”
Said the Cynic
And the response is obvious enough
But the point is a useful one
If you take it for what it’s worth
The soul of man does violence to itself first
When it does its best to become an abscess
A kind of detached growth from the world

To be vexed by anything that happens
Is a kind of secession from Nature
Which comprises the nature of all things

To be vexed by anything that happens
Is a kind of secession from Nature
And it comprises the nature of all things

The soul of man does violence to itself
When it turns its back on another
Or sets out
To do harm
As the souls of the angry do
When overpowered by pleasure or pain
When it puts on a mask
And does or says anything insincerely and untruly
When it allows its action
And impulse to be
Without a purpose
To be random and disconnected
Even the smallest things ought to be directed
Towards a goal
Of a rational animal, follow the reason and the law of the Gods

Duration:
Momentary
Nature:
Changeable
Perception:
Dim
Condition of Body:
Decaying
Soul:
Spinning around
Fortune:
Unpredictable
Lasting Fame:
Uncertain

[Chorus]
The body and its parts are a river
The soul is a dream and mist
Life is warfare
And a journey far from home
After fame is oblivion
The body and its parts are a river
The soul is a dream and mist
Life is warfare
And a journey far from home
After fame is oblivion

What can guide us?
Only philosophy
Which means keeping the demon in man
Free from violence and unharmed
Superior to pleasure and pain
Doing nothing without purpose
No hypocricy
Randomly or dishonestly
Not dependent on any man
Doing or not doing anything
Accept what’s happening
Accept what’s happening (faded)
And all thats allotted as coming from thence
And above all that it accept death
In a cheerful spirit
In a cheerful spirit
And as nothing but the dissolution of that from what it is made
If it doesn’t hurt the individual elements to change
Continually into each other, why are people afraid?
Of all of them changing
Separating
Its according to nature
And nothings evil that’s according to nature
Nothings evil that’s according to nature

[Chorus]
The body and its parts are a river
The soul is a dream and mist
Life is warfare
And a journey far from home
After fame is oblivion
The body and its parts are a river
The soul is a dream and mist
Life is warfare
And a journey far from home
After fame is oblivion
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Divine Human (Akira The Don X Marcus Aurelius)

What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us
What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us

Yo
Nothing is more pathetic than people who run around in circles
Delving into the things that lie beneath
And conducting investigation
Into the souls of the people around them
When all you have to do
Is to pay attention to the power inside you
And worship it sincerely
Keep it from becoming muddied with turmoil
Becoming aimless and dissatisfied with nature
Just worship it sincerely
Keep it from becoming muddied with turmoil
Becoming aimless and dissatisfied with nature

(Divine and human)

[Chorus]
What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us
What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us

And our pity too
Sometimes
For its inability to tell good from bad as terrible
A blindness
As the kind that can’t tell white from black
Even if you’re going to live 3000 more years
Or ten times that, remember
You can’t lose another life than this one
You can’t live another than you’re losing
The longest amounts to the same as the shortest
The present is the same for everyone
Its loss is the same for everyone
And it should be clear
That a brief instant is all that is lost
Cause you can’t lose either past or the future
How could you lose what you don’t have?
Remember two things

One
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Keeps recurring
Ey
Ey
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Keeps recurring

[Chorus]
What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us
What is divine deserves our respect because it is good
What is human deserves our affection because it is like us

Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
Everything has always been the same
(Yo)

The longest-lived and those who will die soonest lose the same thing
The present is all they can give up
The present is all they can give up
Since that’s all you have
And what you do not have you cannot lose
Ay - Ay - Ay
That’s all you have
And what you do not have
You cannot lose

That’s all you have!
And what you do not have!
You cannot lose!
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