Manufactured In America | Hapiness Is A Side Effect Of Meaning

Manufactured In America | Hapiness Is A Side Effect Of Meaning

Manufactured In America | Hapiness Is A Side Effect Of Meaning

GO FORTH AND BE MIGHTY!

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Friday about 6 pm
In my room playing Minecraft
Dad comes in
“Hey buddy”
“Have any plans for the weekend?”
“No, not really, no.”
“Why don’t you go out with some friends”
“It’s a nice night”

Conversation continues for another 5 minutes
Dad asks about girls and my friends
I try to dodge around admitting I have no friends and
No experience with girls

But he knows
But he knows

“Ok buddy”
“Just let me know if you ever want to ride somewhere”
“You can borrow my car whenever you want”
Pats me on the shoulder and leaves
I get back to Minecraft
After a few minutes feel thirsty
No drinks in my room
Venture out into the kitchen
Hear my Dad in the living room
Crying
Look around the corner
He is looking through photo albums and pictures of me
“Hey Dad”
He looks up
Trying to hide that he was crying
“I’m going out with some friends”
“Can I borrow the car?”
He smiles the happiest smile I have seen in years
“Sure thing buddy”
He gets up and hugs me
Tears in his eyes
I get dressed
Get in the car and leave
I drive to an empty parking lot in an industrial area
I go to sleep in the backseat
Return home the next morning
Pretend I was out with friends all night
Dad hugs me again
I have been doing this almost every week for months now

Be me
Be me
Be me
Be me

Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
Be me (faded)
Be me
Go on Amazon to buy a stainless-steel popcorn machine
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
Add my shit to cart
See they have an upgrade to Amazon Prime called Amazon Prime X
Claims to deliver your order in under 10 minutes
Think its bullshit
Free trial so I use it anyway

[Chorus]
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

Checkout
10 minutes go by
Think
“I knew it was too good to be true”
“I knew it was too good to be true” (faded)
But then
Knock, Knock, open up the door, it’s real
With the non-stop
Pop pop pop stainless steel
My face when X gonna give it to ya
Fuck waitin’ for you to get it on your own
X gonna deliver to ya
X gonna deliver to ya

[Chorus]
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn

I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
I love popcorn
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)

Be me in elementary school
Time to present in front of class
Get biggest boner of my life
Idea.jpg
Pull boner up and tuck it into my belt
Fits perfectly
Have to point at something at the top of board
Front of shirt lifts up, exposing my dick tip to whole class
My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful

My crush sitting in the front row gets huge eyeful
Stupid Chad yells at everyone to look at my tiny dick
Not even that small
Crush starts laughing as tears start to well up in my eyes
Freak out and run out of the classroom
Laughing stock of the whole class
Laughing stock of the whole class

Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)

Laughing stock of the whole class (faded)

Just had to quit the only job I’ve ever loved
Because all my students
Saw my tiny dick

Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school
Be me in elementary school

Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me in elementary school (faded)
Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen
Join track team with autistic friend to avoid PE
At team dinner night before race
Start dicking around
Cause bored as fuck
Bored as fuck
Autistic friends and I putting food in retarted places for the fun of it
Pour entire bottle of water on a loaf of garlic bread
Then the coach walks by
“Anon what the hell are you doing”
“Uhh”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
“I like it this way”
Shove the entire loaf of sopping garlic bread into my mouth as the coach watches
Why am I like this?

Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen

Be me
Be sixteen
Be me
Be sixteen

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